An avid golfer went to his priest and asked if there were any golf courses in Heaven.
The priest said he would find out for him.
The next day the priest called the golfer and said, “I’ve done some checking and there’s some good news and some bad news.”
The golfer asked for the good news first.
“Well,” said the priest, “the good news is that there definitely are golf courses in Heaven.”
“And, the bad news?” the golfer asked.
The priest paused a moment and replied, “You’ve got a tee-time next Sunday.”
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